Why do we hate teams?

I am a life-long supporter of Sunderlandnil, and yet again this season the club is providing more stress than enjoyment. However, apart from watching my own team teeter on the brink, I am also watching the battle for the title. And who isn’t? That’s the whole point of having a championship, surely, someone winning it? And like most fans I have my preferences, and I will spend a Saturday hoping that one team wins and another loses, for at the end of the day, “hating” one or more clubs is as much a part of any fan’s life as supporting their own.

As any fan knows, there is only room for one club. Yes, we all have other clubs that we follow for whatever reason – we once had a mate from there, or we went to uni there – but you can only support one club and you will never switch allegiance. However, when it comes to wanting another team to lose, the possibilities are endless.

First up, I have to say that I have nothing against Newcastle United. I am proud to be from the north-east and I have extolled the virtues of the region to the inhabitants of every place I’ve ever lived in, such virtues as Hadrian’s Wall, Holy Island, Durham Cathedral and Newcastle’s nightlife. Newcastle is a thriving, exciting city and its people are generous and welcoming, and I would hate to see the club go down for the terrible effect it would have on them.

There are teams that I strongly dislike and would love to see relegated year after year, including Mansfield (the miners’ strike), Fulham (their chairman) and Rangers (their sectarianism). And at the top of the Premier League, I am desperately hoping Liverpool fail to win the title.

This club is a recent (and perhaps temporary) addition to the list due to the direction the club has taken in recent years. Torres never did anything in Spain but fall over in the box, so it’s annoying to see he has finally decided to justify his wage, Xabi Alonso and Pepe Reina come from other sectarian clubs but my gripe rests mainly with former Valencia boss Rafa Benítez, whose only tactic of attempting to wind up opposition managers with cheap, incomprehensible shots meant that he achieved a feat that no other man ever has, that of making all the neutrals hope that Real Madrid would take the title ahead of Valencia.

These are my personal reasons for hoping a club loses a match or a title, and every other fan has their own, from local rivalry to an ex-girlfriend. However, there must be a deeper, more underlying reason for loving one team but hating many more. Why do we hate teams?

Well, as you only support one club that focus would be limited to 90 minutes a week, so what do we focus on when others are playing? Hating another team and hoping they lose can be extended to as many teams as possible because there’s no limit to hating teams, only to supporting them.

Hating teams is also closer to the true (and very limited) range of emotions available to the typical wannabe alpha-male, testosterone-charged males who tend to follow football. It’s cool to show aggression and even hatred in front of your peers, so the perfect vehicle is to hate another team. Expressing emotions is difficult for many men but these are emotions they are allowed to express in public.

It also aids in helping a person to demonstrate their loyalty to a group in order to belong. It is a useful tag so people can pigeon-hole us, and in turn we can express things we feel comfortable with in public. The aggression involved is a useful defence mechanism for men unsure of their standing in society and on a more localised level are unsure of the person they have in front of them, particularly if they fear that person may be intellectually superior (in other words they are worried about their own intellectual failings) in which case they will try and move the situation onto a plane they are more comfortable with, i.e. violence or hatred (and football).

Of course you have to support a team in the first place to be allowed to hate others, otherwise it’s not fair. There is nothing more frustrating than meeting a person who hates your club then claims not to support any club at all. There is no answer to their cowardice and the short conversation leaves you with a bad taste in your mouth.

So the season is coming to its inevitable close – the top four still are, and my team is living dangerously. And short of Sunderlandnil ever winning a title, the best I can hope for is that Benítez loses one.