Friday, October 30, 2009

The full penalty of the law 3

About time too. On hearing that Marlon King had been sent down - and why - Wigan chairman Dave Whelan did the decent thing and sacked the recidivist thug, vowing that he would never play for Wigan again. That's the right decision.

Unfortunately for football and for society King's agent Tony Finnigan has other ideas. He claims that King "has rights as a professional athlete", oblivious to the fact that women also have rights. "When you are a footballer you want to play football," he continued, ignoring the fact that when you are a woman you want to be able to go out and have a good time without being hassled by some violent misogynist.

Finnigan had more: "Let's say he does his time and comes out afterwards. Do you expect him to work for McDonald's? Someone will sign him to score goals." Believe me, he's going to do his time, no "let's say" about it. And when he comes out, society expects him to reform and keep his head down, not return to the £40,000-a-week salary which has probably contributed to making him feel he is above women and the law.

"This ain't a movie, this is real life. No-one expected this," he finished. Why didn't you expect it, Messrs King and Finnegan? Because you think women should just accept this treatment without complaint? Because you think women are objects to sexually assault at your will and then beat up when they refuse your advances?

Yes it is real life, and it's time both these men copped on to that fact. It's also time the relevant authorities did the same as Whelan and banned Finnigan from football. Nobody likes the Marlon Kings of this world, and nobody likes those who defend them.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

How far will they go?

Now that we know the names of all but a few of the teams that are going to South Africa year, it would be interesting to know just how far they are prepared to go to win the competition. Will they give their all? Will they put their bodies on the line?

Will they cheat?

Whenever there is controversy in the World Cup, it always seems to surround the eventual winners, or at least the finalists:

1930 Uruguay-Argentina
In the first round Argentina kicked France to defeat with the referee’s blessing and then benefitted from more help from the referee against Mexico. In the semi-final Yugoslavia had a goal wrongly disallowed against the hosts at 2-1 down.

1954 West Germany-Hungary
In the first round Germany fielded a reserve side against Hungary in order to take advantage of the rules in operation at the time and play Turkey again and in the final there was a foul on the Hungarian keeper in Germany’s second goal and Hungary’s perfectly legitimate third goal was disallowed. Then of course there was the added advantage of Germany’s new boots – there was far less in the rule books about equipment then, so any changes were not available to all the competitors – and the controversy of the injections given to the German players has never been resolved either.

1966 England-West Germany
In the first round World Champions Brazil were eliminated by the English referees – this was the team that had won the previous two World Cups and would win the next one. In one quarter-final another superior South American team, Uruguay, was eliminated thanks to a phantom German goal, two red cards and of course an English referee. In another of the quarter-finals the German referee sent the Argentine captain off because he “didn’t like the way he had looked at him”. The semi-final venue was abruptly changed from Anfield to Wembley after England’s quarter-final victory to give the hosts a better chance of winning. And of course England won the final on the strength of another phantom goal.

1974 West Germany-Holland
There was more suspect English refereeing in the final, but by then both teams were there. Whether the better team won or not, however, is still open to debate.

1978 Argentina-Holland
In the second round a Peru team with an Argentine keeper, Ramón Quiroga, collapsed against their Argentine hosts, who needed four goals and were given six.

1982 Italy-West Germany
In the first round Cameroon had a legitimate goal disallowed and Italy went through on the strength of that goal, while Austria and Germany engineered a result with such bare-faced cheek that the fans booed their teams for the best part of ninety minutes.

1986 Argentina-West Germany
The Hand of God. Although the other goal...

1994 Brazil-Italy
In the quarter-final between Italy and Spain, with the Italians winning 2-1, Mauro Tassotti elbowed Luis Enrique in the face so hard that the Spaniard lost a pint of blood from his broken nose, FIFA banned the offender for eight matches and the Italian never played for Italy again. However, the referee gave no red card, no penalty and Italy went through.

1998 France-Brazil
In the first round Italy qualified top of the group through a highly controversial penalty against Chile, but fortunately their usual antics did not help them reach the final.

2002 Brazil-Germany
In the quarter-final the US were denied a penalty – and the Germans escaped a red card – after Germany’s Frings handled on the line with the score at 1-0.

2006 Italy-France
In the first round de Rossi was banned for 4 games for elbowing a US player; the US team was also denied a legal goal. In the next round the referee gave Italy as long as necessary to score against Australia (with the game locked at 0-0) then gifted them a penalty in the 95th minute. In the final France were denied a penalty in the 53rd minute at 1-1, and the rest is indeed history.

I’m writing this now in the hope that I can reach next summer’s tournament with the usual excitement and optimism. However, I fear that by the end of the month’s football I’ll be left feeling disgusted and betrayed when the usual suspects cheat their way to victory.

The wrong balls

As a Sunderland fan I found it quite amusing that we should beat Liverpool with such a controversial goal. It makes up for the times that we have lost because of the favouritism that referees show to bigger clubs.

However, credit must go to the Liverpool manager and fans that they did not harp on about the beach ball and indeed recognised that the beach ball had nothing to do with their not scoring during nearly one hundred minutes of football.

Now that the experts have answered the question raised about inanimate objects on the pitch - I'm back to the beach ball now, not the Liverpool display - there are a couple of other questions that have yet to be dealt with.

First of all, where did the referee find seven minutes of stoppage time in a second half with one yellow card and no deaths? Was this another case of a referee trying to atone for an earlier mistake, or was it just the usual gift to the bigger clubs when they haven't done their best?

Secondly, what on Earth was Glen Johnson doing? He did nothing about the beach ball, and he did even less about the shot, managing just a pathetic flick of the foot in defence of his goal. However, by far the worst part of his laziness - cowardice? - was the stance he adopted: both hands in front of his genitalia. Totally ignoring the two balls that lost Liverpool the points, he chose to cover his own. Instead of making himself big he curled up into a ball and gave Bent a free shot.

Now I don't care what happens to Liverpool, especially when they're playing Sunderland. But this guy wants to go to South Africa. Is he going to surrender a goal that easily at the World Cup? If that is the best we can do in that position, there is no chance of England's winning anything.